A Vampire & The Hottest Woman Alive Fall In Love

I *normally* am not a big celebrity couple type of gal.

There are some that I think are cute. For example, I think Taylor and Football Boy Travis are a pretty pair, I love looking at photos of Ben Affleck looking dreadfully miserable with JLO, and I think there is something hauntingly beautiful about old photos of Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder, but I am not invested in any of their love stories. To be fair, I think I would be invested in Johnny and Winona if they were still together.

But, as the French say “soo la voo or whatever.” (That quote is from Sam Sched and I don’t have time to explain but it is oh so funny!! I’ll put it at the end!)

There is something ridiculously fake about famous peoples’ relationships. I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility for two rich, famous people who want to be richer and more famous to collaborate (via dating) to make that happen. (Have you heard the Taylor and Travis theories? I don’t NOT believe it.)

So often, when I see two famous people out in public constantly, I often wonder if it’s all a good PR stunt. Especially when the outfits and lighting and poses seem a little too organized. A little too good. What are they trying to sell me on?

HOWEVER, there are the select recluses of the Hollywood world whose relationships are private. The photos of them out and about together look a lot like normal, everyday people. I can’t help but find them more believable. If those are also individuals pulling an elaborate PR stunt, consider me bamboozled.

Overall, count me out for the mega wealthy movie stars and their model girlfriends. Give me the fame haters and their strange artistic significant others.

Tay-Tay & Ball Boy

Ben & Jen

Johnny & Winona

This leads me right into the topic of our favorite sparkly boy, Robert and his strange, artistic significant other, Suki.

They’ve been dating for five years, almost all of which has been out of the public’s eye and VERY private (Can you say mysterious?!) There have been misc. sightings of them out and about and small tid-bits from interviews when they’ve talked about one another, but that’s about it.

For a long time, all I felt about their relationship was burning jealousy. The fact Suki was kissing Edward Cullen?! Probably kissing him consistently?! Consider my blood to be boiling.

At that time of my life, The Hating Suki Era, I had yet to realized how cool she was. My eyes hadn’t been opened to how stylish and classy they were together. I was yet to realize I loved them. I was ignorant. You have to forgive me.

To atone for my miss-felt feelings I have prepared some information on her, on him and on them, in case you are how I was: In the dark.

Suki Waterhouse:

Suki Waterhouse is 32 years old, born and raised in London. Blonde hair, brown eyes, and clocks in at 5’8’. I have no idea what her shoe size is.

Her mother is a cancer care nurse, and her father is a plastic surgeon (talk about convenient). She has one sister, Imogen, who is also petite and pretty. Or at least, petite and has had their father do some work (JOKING).

Suki has made an appearance in the film world. Some of the films and TV shows being ones that you’ve probably seen, for example: ‘The Divergent Series: Insurgent’, ‘Daisy Jones & the Six’, and ‘Love, Rosie’.

Pivoting careers, she’s also done modeled for Tommy Hilfiger, Swatch, Lucy in Disguise, H&M, Alice + Olivia, Sass & bide and Pepe Jeans. Color me impressed, Suki.

Most notably is her singing. Coming in at 7.7M monthly listeners on Spotify, I can say with confidence that she deserves every one of them. Her music is categorized as ‘Alt/Indie’ - it has much the same feeling as a foggy evening in the woods, how a coke and lime tastes out of a really pretty glass, or how ‘White Opium’ perfume smells. The general consensus being: it’s good.

Her first single release was in 2016. Gaining in popularity over the years.

Shes even featured on a playlist on Spotify called ‘Twilight Vibes’ you’re JOKING ME.

‘OMG’, her new song, has a music video that could inspire a feature film. Her makeup, outfit and the setting is wildly atmospheric. 

She’s just capital ‘K’ kewl. I don’t make the rules here!! I just follow them!! 

On top of being accomplished and getting to kiss heart throb, Robert, she’s also gorgeous. Because of course she is. 

We cannot blame Rob for falling in love with her… just look at this woman. 

Have I convinced you to love her? 

Do I need to do any convincing for you to love Rob? Should we talk about him just for fun?? 

You’re right, we should.

Robert Pattinson:

Robert Pattinson is a 37 year old London man. Stands at 6’1 and, according to my sources, wears a men’s shoe size 10. 

He is an actor; notably in Twilight (!!!!!!), Batman, Remember me (I’m devastated), and The Lighthouse (very scary). He also sings! Has a few songs on the Twilight soundtrack, Damsel movie + a few misc others. What a talented young chap. 

Being that he’s a wildly private person I have no hot goss about Robby. Not even an Instagram to scour for salacious comments or followings. No conclusions to jump to or rumors to start. :/

Something that I would like to briefly touch on is his feelings concerning the Twilight movie universe. Those of you who know me well know that my feelings towards the Twilight movies/books are deep and complicated. My love for them stems from watching the movies in my youth, binge reading them in my early 20s, and again now at 24.

The blue haze, bad acting, and questionable wig choices are something I see through nothing but rose-colored glasses. Robert does not seem to share my passion - or at least the passion he feels towards them, although maybe felt with the same ferocity, is negative.

If you would like to hear Robby boys’ thoughts on the films, please click the link below. You will certainly giggle.

He’s talented, tall, opinionated, and HOT. What else is there to know, really? 

So just imagine Robert and Suki together. Stunning. Might burn your eyes. 

To top it all off, THEY’RE HAVING A BABY AND THEY’RE ENGAGED. 

Can you hear me screaming??

Imagine how beautiful their wedding will be - I hope to God they let a magazine publish photos, or post them themselves OR I will be writing an email begging her PR team to let me take a small peek.

I simply cannot go on with life without seeing them. 

What do you think they’ll name the baby? I’m crossing my fingers they’ll even release the baby’s name, considering how privet they are. Probably wise not to for security reasons, but for my personal nosiness I would love to know.

She’s still been doing concerts and even made her recent music video with the baby bump, bumping. (Goes to show that you can have a baby and be a cool, successful woman!!! Babies ARE cool!!!)

Think of how stylish they will look when also accessorizing with a toddler. I cannot wait.

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Are you glad you got to take a little look into what’s been going on in my mind this week? A little sneak peek into my feelings and interests?
Are you now going to go listen to Suki’s music and vibe out? Correct answer is yes!!
Are you going to go watch all of Twilight and bask in the blue haze?? YES!!

Bye for now <3

soo la voo video